RE: YOUR INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY NO. 75 OF 75

Dear founders,

we regret to inform you that we will be passing at this time.

No one wants to trade stocks from their phones. You don't know how to build consumer products. We wish you the best in your future endeavors. Please do not respond to this letter.

sincerely,
every VC, 2013
NO.
RECEIVED Β· 2013

75 rejections.

$75NO β€” filed on the Robinhood chain

That letter went out 75 times. The recipients went on to build a $99 billion company. The senders went on to write more letters. $75NO is the paperwork, tokenized.

footage of a man remembering all 75 of them.
"no one wants to trade stocks from their phones."WRONG
"you didn't know how to build consumer products."WRONG
"there's a ton of other brokerage products people can use."WRONG
ERRORS, TOTAL75

Rejected 70 to 110 times. Even Tim Draper said no at first β€” "great idea, but it's never going to happen, and you guys are paying yourselves too much." Two broke founders made him a promise: not a cent of salary until the license was approved. Draper signed. The rest is a $99 billion company. No matter how many nos pile up, all you're waiting for is a single yes. $75NO is that yes, on-chain.

ITEMAMOUNT
TOTAL SUPPLY
one no for every dollar they didn't raise.
1B
NO DEV INITIAL BUY
the devs bought exactly what the VCs did: nothing.
0
IN POOL
the only decision in this story nobody can walk back.
100%
PAID
(this is a meme coin. these are jokes. mostly.)
β˜‘
get rejected
launch token. collect 75 fresh rejections. file them alphabetically.
☐
get funded
one degen replies "ok." due diligence: complete.
☐
work for free
no salary, no promises, no complaints. it's in the founding documents.
☐
valhalla
the rejection letters get framed. so do the holders.
1.Add the Robinhood network to your wallet.
2.Bridge funds to the Robinhood chain.
3.Open the DEX, paste the contract, swap for $75NO.
4.Done. you now hold a receipt they can't unsign.
Is this affiliated with Robinhood?

No. We're used to hearing that.

Is it really called the Robinhood chain?

Yes. Ironic, we know. That's the point.

What's the utility?

Conviction. The utility is conviction.

Will it go up?

75 experts already answered this question once. Consult their track record.

How are the 75 VCs doing now?

They're fine. They cry into Patagonia vests, which are surprisingly absorbent. Tissues can be donated to any office on Sand Hill Road.

Who's behind this?

Some people who like historical trivia and bad odds. We'd tell you more, but you'd probably pass.

75 said no.
you say yes.

Every no was professionally researched, carefully considered, and completely wrong. This coin is the paperwork. Countersign it.

buy $75NO
YES.